Why Pitt Wont Marry Jolie

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Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won’t be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.

“Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able,” the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine’s October issue.

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  • 9 Responses to “Why Pitt Wont Marry Jolie”


    1. Gravatar Icon 1 no3ik Sep 9th, 2006 at 10:43 am

      omg!

      i hate both of them!!
      i hope they never marry
      i hope she dumps his sorry ass
      so jen can laugh ;p
      ehehehehehe

    2. Gravatar Icon 2 sikuvit Sep 9th, 2006 at 11:18 am

      Seriously, what a stupid reason…”oh! oh!, lets hold America hostage to have us marry, we can single-handedly break down the resolve of everyone that wants to maintain the family unit! Whatta good idea!! In the meantime, who cares if I make an honest woman of you, and give my name to our baby legally. As you see, I care nothing for the family unit!!”

    3. Gravatar Icon 3 Trevely Sep 9th, 2006 at 12:18 pm

      Smart kid.

      Now every man’s reasons will change from “I’m afraid of commitment” to “Why can’t a man who loves another man be joined to him in holy matrimony.. damnit! the injustice! I’m not marrying you woman!”.

      What a fruitcake.

    4. Gravatar Icon 4 Jihad Sep 9th, 2006 at 12:44 pm

      That’s incredibly gay on so many levels.

    5. Gravatar Icon 5 Yazeed Sep 9th, 2006 at 7:30 pm

      I like Trevely’s answer :P

    6. Gravatar Icon 6 no3ik Sep 9th, 2006 at 9:03 pm

      ok then ill never answer here again :p

    7. Gravatar Icon 7 Yazeed Sep 9th, 2006 at 9:05 pm

      lol!

    8. Gravatar Icon 8 Bloo Sep 11th, 2006 at 5:50 pm

      this is a nice way of brad running away from commitment.. if translated to arabic: ya angelina la 7ajat elbogar 3ala gronha ra7 netzawaj.. dream on girl!!

    9. Gravatar Icon 9 Yazeed Sep 11th, 2006 at 7:57 pm

      I really like the translation!
      why didnt I think of that!

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