I am fed up with what some Muslim clerics are saying these days. I remember reading once that an Egyptian Cleric banned having sex with your wife unless you have the intention to actually get her pregnant. The other day my friend told me that there was another Egyptian Cleric who banned looking at your wife while she is naked. Saudi Clerics banned praying and supporting Hezbollah (askara a political fatwa after this).
Don’t you guys have better things to do, hmm like actually doing something productive. Times are changing, if you are issuing fatwas, issue some that actually contribute to this changing world. Why waste your time issuing these stupid, meaning-less fatwas that makes your fellow Muslims laugh at you, what do you think non-Muslims will do when they here these. If I as a Muslim mock these stupid fatwas, what will a non-Muslim, who probably hates our guts by now, will say about these?
In Malaysia an Islamic body has ruled that Muslims are not allowed to get botox injections, not to listen to heavy metal, and? they are allowed to eat cheese (wtf is that about?)
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I think the cheeze fatwa was related to the cartoon by the Denmark press about the prophet.
Well .. to me Yazeed .. if an islamic cleric is asked, he should speaks the truth based on his knowledge disregard if the non-musliums like it or not. Islamic fiqh and other issues are not selective. In other words, it is not clerics’ problem if the non-muslism laugh or not .. they just have to be honest and say what meet the needs of muslims. Of course this doesn’t mean that what all clerics say is correct, but once they met the steps of making fatwa, they at least do their jobs. Just a though ..
take care .. and enjoy
Blah. I can eat cheese all I want if I want.
And I can pray for 7ezballah if I support there cause (which I do) and whoever says I’ll go to hell for praying for them can go ahead and kiss my arse
yazeez, dont worry too much about wat people think coz it will give u a headache. just worry about urself
They are nuts.. and they have nothing to do! The point of a fatwa is to clear things up .. not make it more confusing!
Next thing they will say .. is that your wife cant be on top when having sex.. she has to be on the bottom! I tell them all to kiss my ass!
fatwas are like candy now, it seems that everyone with a foot long beard can give you one. Hey, is it true that in Iran, a Sayid issued a fatwa against nukes?! That’s crazy man. THey should issue a fatwa on suicide bombers, amush attacks, burning flags, riots and wars. Maybe that will really change things around here…
Khaleel,
half of the fatwas stated above can be answered by “normal” muslims, I shouldnt even think to ask someone about what is 7allal to do with my wife or not.
People should only ask clerics that are acknowledged as muftis, not any guy that looks “well” enough, ur point raises another question, the problem might be with the people who are actually asking for these fatwas, are the people getting dumber?
TweeZ,
yeah the muftis need to issue more productive fatwas, unfortunately half of them (conservative estimate, very conservative) and I am sad to say are more afraid of their governments than god, what happened to fearing only god almighty and no one else?
After I read the above notes about how westerners think about Muslims, well I do agree why. Many Sheikhs think they actually own the Muslims and issue fatwas about small irrelevant non-life threatening issues. They are indeed bored and have nothing to do but fuck their concubines hard and all the other Muslims worldwide by their ultimate stupidity they think they can pass on to many. The really sad thing, is that these Shiekhs are thought to actually be good people and so many Muslims all over the globe follow in their filthy footsteps. They get to the Muslims by their hearts, they direct their speeches in ways to instigate the people’s emotions, thus suppressing their sound thought and critical approach to different aspects in life.
I find it extremely funy when some Sheikhs issue fatwas about how it is Haram for a girl to wear pants and so on. Holy shit! They say that because they say it increases fitnah between the Muslims, but one thing, are the Muslims not supposed to lower their gaze and think of the other girls as sisters? I guess these Sheikhs are just way too voluptuous and lustful they cannot stop a boner from happening when they see a girl’s finger, let alone the shape of her legs in pants. I tell you, they have one hell of a fucked up imagination that does not harmonize with their lord, rather with their testicles.
Nuke those clerics, they are the main cause of the Muslims’ downfall, and the cause of their overall stupidity.
Shit sand niggers, you must go ahead and nuke ‘em, or else us jews and christians will, and if that happens, you will go down too. It is your call o’ muslims to get rid of that cancer in your religion right NOW!!!
Shalom
Global Arab Consulate