Top 10 Dumbest Online Business Ideas That Made It Big Time

1. Million Dollar Homepage

1000000 pixels, charge a dollar per pixel thats perhaps the dumbest idea for online business anyone could have possible come up with. Still, Alex Tew, a 21-year-old who came up with the idea, is now a millionaire.

2. SantaMail

Ok, hows that for a brilliant idea. Get a postal address at North Pole, Alaska, pretend you are Santa Claus and charge parents 10 bucks for every letter you send to their kids? Well, Byron Reese sent over 200000 letters since the start of the business in 2001, which makes him a couple million dollars richer.

3. Doggles

Create goggles for dogs and sell them online? Boy, this IS the dumbest idea for a business. How in the world did they manage to become millionaires and have shops all over the world with that one? Beyond me.

4. LaserMonks

LaserMonks.com is a for-profit subsidiary of the Cistercian Abbey of Our Lady of Spring Bank, an eight-monk monastery in the hills of Monroe County, 90 miles northwest of Madison. Yeah, real monks refilling your cartridges. Hallelujah! Their 2005 sales were $2.5 million! Praise the Lord.

5. AntennaBalls

You cant sell antenna ball online. There is no way. And surely it wouldnt make you rich. But this is exactly what Jason Wall did, and now he is now a millionaire.

6. FitDeck

Create a deck of cards featuring exercise routines, and sell it online for $18.95. Sounds like a disaster idea to me. But former Navy SEAL and fitness instructor Phil Black reported last year sales of $4.7 million. Surely beats what military pays.

7. PositivesDating.Com

How would you like to go on a date with an HIV positive person? Paul Graves and Brandon Koechlin thought that someone would, so they created a dating site for HIV positive folks last year. Projected 2006 sales are $110,000, and the two hope to have 50,000 members by their two-year mark.

8. Designer Diaper Bags

Christie Rein was tired of carrying diapers around in a freezer bag. The 34-year-old mother of three found herself constantly stuffing diapers for her infant son into freezer bags to keep them from getting scrunched up in her purse. Rein wanted something that was compact, sleek and stylish, so in November 2004, she sat down with her husband, Marcus, who helped her design a custom diaper bag that’s big enough to hold a travel pack of wipes and two to four diapers. With more than $180,000 in sales for 2005, Christie’s company, Diapees & Wipees, has bags in 22 different styles, available online and in 120 boutiques across the globe for $14.99.

9. TruGamerz

Faux-suede padded covers for game controllers and gel thumb pads for analog joysticks? No one will buy that. Forget it. The product proved to be so popular, it got picked up by Target.com and Walmart.com and annual sales new exceed half a million dollars.

10. Lucky Wishbone Co.

Fake wishbones. Now, this stupid idea is just destined to flop. Who in the world needs FAKE PLASTIC wishbones? A lot of people, it turns out. Now producing 30,000 wishbones daily (they retail for 3 bucks a pop) Ken Ahroni, the company founder, expects 2006 sales to reach $1 million.

11. To see other businesses that have not made the top 10 list but came pretty close, visit Uncommon Business Blog

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  • 6 Responses to “Top 10 Dumbest Online Business Ideas That Made It Big Time”


    1. Gravatar Icon 1 Purgatory Jul 20th, 2006 at 5:24 pm

      reading this makes me think am useless

    2. Gravatar Icon 2 Atsooo Jul 22nd, 2006 at 1:43 am

      ??? ????? ???????? ? ?????? ???? ????? ????? ????? ? ???? ?????? !!!?

    3. Gravatar Icon 3 Marzouq Jul 22nd, 2006 at 5:28 am

      hahahaha! Purg! I know how you feel! But in the US with a population of 360million there are bound to be people who want useless things! You be surprised! Now i have to think of something stupid and sell it online!! hehehe!

      The thing is in kuwait or mideast region it wont work because 90% of the market does not trust online transactions! they always feel like something will get stolen or something will go wrong! they only trust amazon! its crazy!

    4. Gravatar Icon 4 Carlsb3rg Jul 22nd, 2006 at 6:47 am

      The dumbest thing is to call these ideas dumb.

    5. Gravatar Icon 5 Yazeed Jul 23rd, 2006 at 6:59 am

      well i agree with what marzouq said
      America’s online market is growing, more and more people (including me) are relying on online shopping as the main shopping prefrence.
      Dont forget that amongst the shoppers are “dumb” people who need to have “dumb” things
      if these ideas were not online, they would have sold only 0.2% in a normal store than having them online.

    6. Gravatar Icon 6 Graham F French Jul 23rd, 2006 at 8:48 am

      The online element seems to make a huge difference though!!

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