Yesterday I was sitting with friends, we had this mini gathering, anyways, one of the guys asks me if I know that happened to Flan (aka the “To The Left To The Left” guy). I haven’t seen him in about two weeks, so I reply by saying “No. Khair?”
Flan got an email last Sunday from his professor, the email said that he has this HUGE paper the he needs to write in order to pass his class (I think he was failing it for real). Flan decides he wants to do it, to raise his grade in that class. The email stated that he needed several books which he can find in the library. He goes to the library to get the books and starts working on the paper. He works on it for most of Monday. He has that same class on Tuesday, so he goes to the professor after class to ask him a few questions about the paper. The professor gladly answers all his questions. Flan goes back and continues working on it. Upon looking through the books he checked out, he found a note inside one of the books, signed by his professor and dated a few days ago too. The note said:
April FOOL!
I of course was literally sick from laughing (I am laughing as I type). The look on his face was priceless. I go up to him and ask him. “Didn’t you know it was April Fools Day?” He replies by saying no he didn’t and he didn’t know what April fools day was. So I tell him, its: كذبة ابريل
Flan: Oh so thats what it is!
Me: Tawik Tistaw3ib! Its been a week already oo tawik tistaw3ib!
On another note, I had two really weird dreams this morning. In the first one, I was in this stadium. It was packed, and for some reason I had to use a ladder made out of rope to get from one end to the other. People were cheering me on for some reason. I woke up just before reaching the finish line.
In the other dream. I was in my apartment here in Charlotte with my Brother. We had this pet pigeon that was tied on a leash (dont ask). I took it out for a walk, it didnt fly, it just walked next to me while I was holding the leash. There were some dogs out there, that started barking at my pigeon. The pigeon got intimidated so I decided to go back into my apartment. The pigeon was still scared so it decides to hide. My brother and I spend a while looking for it. We could hear it, and we could see some feathers appearing all over the living room. Sadly I woke up right there.
Weird ha? Any help would be appreciated 
Songs that have been in my head these past few days:
ولا نحتاج غير الله تذلك حاجتك للناس (from the previous song)
What else, what else. Hmm the weather is back to cold again. At night, it feels like its colder than those winter nights. It’s April! Atleast its supposed to be nice starting Tuesday. School is taking it up a notch. I think they know that the semester is going to be over soon and thats why the workload has increased, I think.
Yeah and I converted a friend into Coke-ism. We had a taste test yesterday. He was a pepsi guy. I gave him pepsi (in a glass) and said it was coke, he said it sucked. I gave him a coke and said it was pepsi, he said it was good. I told him what I did, he admitted that coke tasted better, said he was going to convert. See this proves that people who like pepsi and say that coke sucks, ma3indhom salfa at all.
Well thats basically it…
yer thinking way too much for some reason… or yer jus watchin TV alot
April fools jokes are emotional rape!
I was gonna say the same thing Blasha said, you either have locked issues or you watch “LOST” too much
When I was in the states I used to drink Pepsi, but its taste sucks big time here in KSA. Now i’m forced to convert to Coke, but i’m still loyal to Pepsi outside the middle east
Hmmmm… pigeon may symbolize a woman.
7araam maskeen that must have sucked! I wasn’t fooled but I was sent to Santo Domingo - that should do the trick!
and LMAOF 3ala the experiment!
oooh ooooh oooh and the Rashid Al-Majid’s song is v. v. v. good. me like.
man i would have been PISSED at my professor!!
yeeekh i hate april fools!
* that’s a MEAN joke from the prof.. not even close to funny..
* i agree about the pigeon
* the rope dream = season finale of prison break effect !!
o salamatkum.
i think teachers shouldnt do april fools cuz for some reason we always belive them ;p
bss then again your friend doesnt seem so smart either (’to the left’ incident )
ya i agree, the pigeon might symbolise a woman..
but i dont think the pigeon seems happy in your dream so allah y3een the woman who ever it is..
Rasheds album = AMAZING !
Blasha + Commenter,
both of u are talking about the dreams, right?
Thamer,
inta 7or, until i meet u that is
cixousianpanic,
i still laugh when i see the image of the pigeon in my head, hold the leash, walking next to it. lol
glad u liked the song, it good, it very good
eshda3wa,
a9lan 7ata one of my professors tried to fool us, bes his email was so lame, it was obvious, plus i expected it, because last year most of my profs tried it.
MSB,
*it was funny
*yeah weird
*PB was so so last monday, it cant be it
oo salamtich
S,
heheheheheh
i really hope he doesnt read my blog (fingers crossed)
the women? inshallah happy!
a friend said the pigeon might symbolize a message, and the leash might symbolize that the person that has the message is keeping the message away from me, that makes more sense than the women
If I were a professor, I would have done something remarkably similar to a student
And your dreams are really weird, what’s with the leashed pigeon?! Freud would say you are into maso-sadistic-bestiality. But that would be Freud!
loooool