- I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
- It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
- Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
- Why do they call it a “building”? It looks like they’re finished. Why isn’t it a “built”?
- I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can’t smell it. Can’t eat it. Can’t taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, “Well, here it is. You can’t have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.”
- You can measure distance by time. “How far away is it?” “Oh about 20 minutes.” But it doesn’t work the other way. “When do you get off work?” “Around 3 miles.”
- Are there keys to a plane? Maybe that’s what those delays are sometimes, when you’re just sitting there at the gate. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, “Oh, I don’t believe this. Dammit..I did it again.” They tell you it’s something mechanical because they don’t want to come on the P.A. system, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’re going to be delayed here on the ground for a while. I uh..Oh, God this is so embarrassing…I, I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. They’re in this big ashtray by the front door. I’m sorry, I’ll run back and get them.”
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LOL iv always loved seinfeld..
i really needed this, im sitting in class laughing ;p
Seinfeld is a classic.. I mean honestly, I personally don’t know anyone who doesn’t like Seinfeld..
Aham shay the newspaper quote - lol! cracked me up… (it’s not true though, sometimes editors agonize over which stories to pick, and well of course there’s always the news they don’t want you to read
looool.. seriously, seinfeld is a genuis !
LOL i remember watching a few of those….aaaah i love seinfeld….u know…i never watched it from first episode to last….maybe i should…hmmmmm
Seinfeld is hilarious!
when ever i watch his show i cannot stop laughing..his jokes is very reasonable and so related to the daily life.
Good job
S,
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cixousianpanic,
ya3ny lazim itwareena inna ur a journalist
Peony,
he is! he always cracks me up
Delicately Realistic,
bes it is funny (5a9a the final episodes were hilarious!)
its on every afternoon here, u dont have to watch it in order, cuz there is no real story
Amal,
welcome to the blog first of all
yeh his comedy is real, which everyone can relate to, not based on race or a certain demographic
LOL cool :p