Funny Search Phrases That Bring Up My Blog

Everyday I get this email? thats a traffic report for my website. It tells me the number of visitors that visit daily and other information about where they are from, how they got to the site, and many different things.

Anyways what I really look forward to is the search phrases that people use in search engines and they get one of my pages as a result. Some of these can be really funny for some reason. I will share some of the recent ones:

  • why is mission impossible 3 doing so badly
  • how to make kabsa
  • world cup 2006 countdown flash (i get this like every single day :P even though it? doesnt work)
  • kdka movies back 3 or 4 years on tv (what??)
  • rijkaard smoke
  • uneducated unemployment website (shakoo ana?)
  • pictures of bad teeth
  • easy kabsa (lol)
  • is ronaldinho’s ping pong video true (i get this like every single day since i posted this)
  • guy fauk (i get this like everyday but i dont know what it is :P)
  • tom cruise mission impossible 3 haircut (loooooooooooooool :P)
  • dubai sucks bawadi (???)
  • ? i love saudi (i dont think i said that here, but yes i do :))
  • ana is a dumbass (?????)
  • machboos step by step and pics (pics: yes, steps: maly 5elg)

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    1. Gravatar Icon 1 Orange Juice Jun 6th, 2006 at 3:17 pm

      machboos step by step and pics …laughs Hysterically

    2. Gravatar Icon 2 Carlsb3rg Jun 6th, 2006 at 5:55 pm

      Dude.. I think you should start a blog dedicated to machboos. In a few years, your blog will have $300 shares ;p

    3. Gravatar Icon 3 KashCool Jun 6th, 2006 at 9:01 pm

      ?????????????????????

      ?????????????????

      :D

    4. Gravatar Icon 4 Yazeed Jun 6th, 2006 at 11:45 pm

      Carslb3rg,
      i am not doing this for the money, i am doing this for the good of the people :P

    5. Gravatar Icon 5 Carlsb3rg Jun 7th, 2006 at 3:49 am

      lol good? you know how much calories that machboos has? ;p

    6. Gravatar Icon 6 Marzouq Jun 7th, 2006 at 5:13 am

      Machboos!! hahahaha!! nice!!

      I get ones looking for Jack Bauer or Jack Bauer Sunglasses!! It seems I am obssessed with Jack Bauer!!! hahahaha

    7. Gravatar Icon 7 Yazeed Jun 7th, 2006 at 1:16 pm

      lol
      ba3ad half ur blog is just jack bauer/24 posts :)
      did u enjoy the finale :P

    1. 1 Funny Search Phrases That Bring Up My Blog (Part Deux) at yazeez Pingback on Sep 15th, 2006 at 12:42 am

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