There is this funny thing we do, it was started by my roommate on the day he arrived at the States. He didn’t know that much English at that time, so his form of translation was word by word. When we became friends, we were talking about how we got here and what did we go through, and it was his turn, we all burst out with laughter.
Long story short, he wanted to say:
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It came out in English as: The face from the face is white.
He was saying it to this receptionist who told him that there are no more hotel rooms available, he was practically begging her or something :P. So we started coming up with our own.
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Don’t make me hot.
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You are licked.
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Cairo envelopes.
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You have no cause.
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Pay the math.
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What invitation?
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You are digestible.
There are lots more, but I don’t recall them now. The funny thing is they just pop out, we don’t really plan these.
So can you come up with some? 
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You don’t have what my grandmother has
At the restaurant:-
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I was one hour student life.
the ones that i actually use are
no thanks for homework (la shukra 3ala wajib)
oo argh i cant remember the other one bes if i do il drop by n say it =P
like elephant
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with your face
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no more
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Hmm ones I remember are
“I cut your face”
…… had another one but forgot gimme a minute or two….
Very funny….actually i saw a book that cracks u up….it’s all about translation from arabic to english….the most part i burst out laughing was about sex..omg!
Khloud,
but i think we came up with that one already 
lol
MacaholiQ8,
i remember that sms!!!!
do0da,
u remind me of my middle school days
KachKool,
(thats what we use)
lol 3ala il feel
oo ba3dain, ?? ???? = dont more
TAT,
looool
imagine saying that to an american!!!
Maze,
lol, share some
you are digestable!! hahahaha
Theres an email that went round with all of those in it..
I’ll try to find it, its soooo funny !
Walla kalamnaa 3ajeeb, madrii min wain en6ale3 those phrases..
LOOOOOOL
some new ones there!
cixousianpanic,
loool its one of my favorite ones
S,
allah y5aly gmail
Delicately Realistic,
chip in…….please!
cover your wide (yestor 3ala 3r9′k)
….
it does not walk … i heard that from an arabian person telling a shop asistant about the money that he had from. that it does not work. (al 3omla mo maashya)… lol
it is over my window …. ( fo0o8 6aa8aty )
if a teacher give lots of homework just tell her it is over my window and she’ll send u directly to a mental hospital .. lol