Interesting list, here are some of my faves:
- You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
- If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you’re not in the car.
- If you’re truly interested in us, don’t play hard to get.
- When I screw up, go ahead and tell me–once.
- You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. (loool)
- I just may lie to make you feel good. Don’t be angry about this. You really weren’t looking for the truth anyway.
- When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
- We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, “Do you think she’s pretty?”
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r u traing to get someone attention
“When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence. ” Hmmmmmm!!
Well not really. We get ungry to show how how stupid you can be doing such a thing; and because we like to be spoiled when trying to make up.
My favorite was the first. I am actually glad to read that one.
# When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
Grr
i demand a new post
Yay i want to know more
shta6ait good tips.